Untamed

You lazy so-and-so.

Well, sorry for not constantly wanting to be your amusement.

He only does it because he likes you.

No, you are the one who likes me. I’m not stupid.

I can sense you’re angry.

You can’t sense shit.

I saw Fightstar, My Chemical Romance, A7X, Iron Mai-…

Whoa, buddy. If I gave a fuck who you saw, I would have asked, “Hey, did you see any bands lately?”

I wish your profile didn’t say you were male and lived in Germany, so I could hit on you comfortably.

You hit on anything that moves, and all I said was the truth. Stop confusing a bit of logic with that fucking penis of yours; it’s getting old.

Ilu.

No, you don’t, you just agree with what I say.

Hey, do you have that file we need?

Do I look like I have that file we need, and if we need it, why don’t you have it?

Yeah, well I just figured that we needed one.

You aren’t even sure, are you?

All I’m saying is that I’ve cut stuff before, and it’s worked fine.

Cutting your wrists does not count.